You don’t even know how hard this was! All the demons out for my head. No one knew. I was the best of those sons of bitches! The most loyal! Not even Alastair knew! Only Lilith! Yeah, I’m sure you’re a little angry right now, but, I mean, come on, Sam! Even you have to admit — I’m — I’m awesome!
WHY DOESNT SOMEONE ACTUALLY BUILD HOGWARTS AND HAVE PEOPLE ATTEND IT AND RECIEVE HOGWART LETTERS WHEN WE ARE 11? AND THEN IN THE HOLIDAYS WE EITHER CAN GO HOME OR STAY? AND WE GET SORTED INTO HOUSES AND HAVE OUR OWN COMMON ROOM AND A FEAST EVERY NIGHT BUT WE STILL LEARN THE NORMAL THINGS BUT IN HOGWARTS AND WE HAVE SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO A DIFFERENT STUDENT EACH YEAR OR SOMETHING IDK!