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Hello my name is Karl, I am 17 years old and I love reading. Some of my favorite books are Eragon/Inheritance cycle, The mortal instruments and Harry Potter.

I am a Wizard at Hogwarts
A full time Shadowhunter
A Dragon rider
A Pokemon trainer
A hunter


I wish your all a wonderful and magical day!

captain-amira:

ISIS ARE NOT MUSLIMS

I REPEAT

ISIS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM

THEYRE TERRORISTS

THEY ARE KILLING MUSLIMS HERE

REAL MUSLIMS

MY RELATIVES

THEY ARE FAKE ASS BITCHES ACTING LIKE MUSLIMS

SO OBAMA HAS AN EXCUSE TO START WAR

pardon-my-tits:

butnobodyknowsme:

Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 

Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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janeanfabino19:

hisroyalmagesty:

neyruto:

if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student 

Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier

WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?

castiel-knight-of-hell:

when Peter Capaldi was consulted on his Doctor wardrobe the first thing he said was it needed to be easy to copy

his top priority was for cosplayers and kids to be able to dress like the doctor without having to hand-make everything

this is why fanboys make the best Doctors

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.